Saturday, April 01, 2006

Mass Hysteria

Aliens Have Landed and Signed Record Deal with DeathRow Records! Talking Goat Astounds Media with Endtime Prophecies! Woman Gives Birth to Twin Frogs! There's a spider on your shirt. New Miracle Pickle Face Lotion Brings Back Woman from the Dead! Your shoe is untied. Bigfoot Joins Army! Loch Ness Monster Mediates Peace between Angry Mob and Michael Jackson! There's a booger in your nose. Tabloid Accidentally Reports True Story!

Happy April Fools' Day with love from us & the Enquirer.

5 comments:

RobRoy said...

Funny . . . except for the spider bit. Spiders are Satan's little helpers.

Sam Negus said...

I think the world and blogging community needs to know Chandra Crane's opinion on Cynthia McKinney

Gaines said...

Sam, I know you aren't trying to stir up some smack talk about my Congress-person Cynthia McKinney!!!

Sam Negus said...

Hey, we all know that asking Chandra for an opinion and stirring up smakc talk are two TOTALLY different things...

Chandra said...

Sorry to have been away for so long! Yes, my crazy British friend, you will indeed be "treated" to my opinion soon. And a liberal helping of smack talk as well. It's only 138 days left until GT football starts... I've got to get warmed up.