Tuesday, April 01, 2008

No, Really.

I voted for Ron Paul in the Primaries.

I can eat an entire jar of pickles in one sitting.

I love small dogs that bark a lot.

My favorite colors are red and black.

I wish I lived in Texas.

I know all the words to "Enter Sandman."

My secret ambition is to meet Janet Reno.

I've decided to become a nun.

I once caught a fish this big...

I think David Hasselhoff is hot.

My cat likes to eat peanut butter.

My favorite magazine is Star.

I've been calm and obedient since 1978.

Yes, Happy April Fools' Day! You decide which ones are true.

3 comments:

Patricia said...

You know some of those are a given... a given big lie!!! whether you know it or not you may have been born in 1978, but I see the Puerto Rican in you, even if you are not Puerto Rican at all :P

Chandra said...

I'm not sure if that's a compliment or an insult :)

Sam Negus said...

I wish you guys lived in Texas too. It's not as much better than everywhere else as Texans insist on telling you, but it's pretty cool. Except Dallas, which sucks eggs.