... it's worked for me, anyway!
Organize furniture so it is NOT feng shui.
Shoot the cats with the spray bottle.
Not answer the cell phone.
Curse.
Pick fights with Georgia fans.
Change the lyrics to praise songs that are theologically questionable. Sing loudly.
Multi-task.
Continue drinking from a Nalgene bottle.
Hit the snooze button. Several times.
Run 5-15 minutes late. For EVERYTHING.
Talk incessantly about things like ICHC, Stargate, and the cats.
Start reading 5 books at once but never finish any of them.
Take 5 big, heavy books on a trip. Read none of them.
Get weird urges to vacuum at 3 AM.
Support Obama just to spite Clinton.
Keep a blog. Pout if no one reads it. Repeat.
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I read your blog everytime you update! It's in my bloglines!
And just so you know, ICHC will never get annoying to me. If I need a laugh, I go there.
ICHC is the best time waster EVER. You are fabulous (yet eeeevillll) for letting me know about it! :)
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