Tuesday, March 16, 2010

To Our Coaches

Dear Coach Hewitt,

I have to agree with the new Coke Zero (should I put a TM or somesuch in here so I don't get sued? Probably.) ads that proclaim "nothing but taste." Indeed, sir. You are a classy man. I'm sorry that we're such slacker fans--it's not that we don't love you or college basketball; it's that football is easier to keep track of due to the more consistent schedule (and fewer games overall). So we're not fairweather fans, just lazy ones.

Well, good luck at the Big Dance! We believe in you.

Love,
a Yellow Jacket family whose wee daughter is dressed in White & Gold


Dear Coach Johnson,

What do you mean it's not football season yet? Could you work on that? Oh, and can you bless our baby? Hat-tip to Sam for the priceless video. If only we were so cool.

We're excited for the upcoming season, when we will be coming back into town from MS on many a Saturday. And this, dear Coach, this is the year when we break the bowl game curse. We believe in you!

Love,
a Yellow Jacket family whose wee daughter cheers the Brave & Bold (or improves the ratio, either way!)


1 comment:

Gaines said...

I want to believe in Hewitt, but I've been burned before. So. Many. Times.

But maybe this time ...