To Whom it May Concern II

To Whom it May Concern Presents: Real Students of Genius*
(Real stuudents of geniuuuussss)

Today we salute you, Mr. Asks a Not Really a Question But a Statement in Class
(Mr. Asks a Not Really a Question But a Statement in Claaaaaassss!)

Your hand goes up. Your eyebrow raises. You take a deep breath. You've got this!
(Prepare for brilliance!)

You know the jargon, and you've had the classes. You, and you alone, have valuable insight to add to the lecture.
(Look at me I've had three semesters of Greek and Hebrew!)

The professor pauses, astounded by your brilliant insight which has never been heard or even considered before. Someone give this student a full PhD, immediately.
(You might co-teeaach the next class together!)

So enjoy the praise of the professor and the envy of the class, HumbleBrag Master. 'Cause you're a legend, and not just in your own mind.
(Mr. Asks a Not Really a Question But a Statement in Classsssssss!)

Sincerely,
Terrible About Doing This Too
(Ms. Hypocrite Who's Worse Than Hermione Graaaangerrrr)


*shamelessly riffing on the Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" ad campaign