Scooping the cat box. Ugh.
Gaines's post on the McPassion got me to thinking. I'm fairly certain that McDonald's is the Anti-Christ. But Celine Deon is a close runner-up. And there's always the Postal Service...
Soooo...
I'm curious. Who does everyone else think the Anti-Christ is? And you're not allowed to pick the Pope, China, Dub-ya or Kerry.
That would be too easy.
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Not-so-serious: For a while, I thought the Olson Twins might be good candidates. But there are two of them, which makes things difficult. Although I've heard they're going their separate ways these days, so maybe there's hope one will turn out uber-evil. And if that fails, those creepily-precocious little kids from Welch's grape juice commercials definitely have potential.
Serious: Nero makes a good candidate.
(ducks and covers)
So, I know this is supposed to be a joke, but my serious answer is NERO. Like, the Roman fiddler.
My not-so-serious answer is the Santa-Claus scary guy on LOST.
But since you won't get that one, I'll add an additional answer: the Anti-Christ is none other than... (dum dum dum....) WALT DISNEY. Yes folks, he is currently frozen in carbonite and will rise from the dead to bring on the Apocalypse. (What, so you think those time frames are literal?) I mean, his company has ruined nearly everything they've put their hands on in the last decade so I'd say the time is right...and they bought up Pixar, so they are now poised to take over the world!
Juan Valdez.
Whoever proposed Daylight Saving Time.
Keanu Reeves.
Spiders are Satan's Little Helpers.
Dang. I got all confused and posted Gaines's comment twice. Then I posted something stupid myself, soooo...
there are 2 deleted comments, not because Gaines spammed us or because I write dumb things.
Well, Gaines didn't spam us, at least.
hoo hoo! That's hilarious.
I didn't read all the way through the posts until now. It's a scream that Team Redd agrees on Nero.
Brillant and twisted minds think alike!
... and if spiders are Satan's little helpers, then that would definitely put an acromantula in the running, too.
That's easy, it's Mike Krzyzewski.
What's more, it in not widely publicised but J. J Redick is the love child of said apocolyptic protagonist and Beelzebub himself. ESPN has to photoshop out his glowing red eyes when they run those daily montages about how great he is.
Well J. J., HOW DO YOU LIKE CAROLINA'S FREAKING APPLES?
I'm sorry, is this site about theology? I though this was a basketball blog.
Seeya.
I think Sam may have found the answer.
Even Kryzewski's name is wretched. It's unpronouncable, especially after you see it spelled. Every time I see it, I think of "Monsters, Inc."
Mike Wyzowski!
Wyzowski-zowski!
Can't get enough Boo. KITTY!
My favorite guess (which I must attribute to Brina, former ECF large-group coordinator) who claims with all seriousness that the ANTICHRIST is...... Oprah.
I just hope that the Left Behind books are wrong, and the antichrist isn't really Romanian. Although, the Romanian postal service is definitely the spawn of Satan.
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